Oh how I laughed when I heard the “BREAKING NEWS” on the radio that Cheryl Cole had been sacked from The X Factor USA. Were we all supposed to be shocked that the American’s saw through her Bambi eyes, big hair and dimples and realised that there’s not an ounce of talent running through the Geordie’s veins?!?!
Now before I get hate messages from people demanding I apologise to our “People’s Princess”, I’ll be the first one to admit I USED to like Cheryl. Out of Girls Aloud, she was always my favourite, but then she seemed happy to trade in her “talent” and carve a career for herself as a victim!
Oh No, her footballer husband cheats on her, she gets lots of public sympathy but takes him back. He cheats on her AGAIN, and once again people rush to her aid – Poor Cheryl! Her whole solo career has been based on people feeling sorry for her. It’s no co-incidence that both albums were released during or straight after it was revealed Ashley’d been caught playing away from home!!
She was bloody awful as a judge on The X Factor – bland doesn’t even come close, but for some reason Cowell seemed to think that the sun shone out of her backside. Yes she won it twice, but she had the categories that were most likely to win – young boys and young girls! A monkey in a dress would’ve won if he was given those categories!
You can’t help but think that Cowell didn’t actually want to take Cheryl to America. He probably said he thought she’d be good on it in passing, but actually had no intention of following it through (come on, we’ve all done it – how many times have you said to someone “We should meet up for a drink” with no intention of ever setting a date?!?).
You can’t blame Cowell for Cheryl getting fired. How many of us would’ve accepted a job after months of being messed around, being told you MIGHT have a role but only if Rihanna and Katy Perry and anyone else we can think of turns us down? HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT GIRL – she should’ve said if she wasn’t first choice then she didn’t want the job! Now Cheryl’s had a massive wakeup call and come back to earth with a bump. The UK may have fallen for her sob story, but the rest of the world doesn’t give a crap – they want to see real talent, which she is seriously lacking!
Time to go back to the day job and get the other four fish wives out of retirement and get Girls Aloud back together. It’s funny how all stories of rifts and arguments will now be forgotten now Cheryl doesn’t have any other form of income and they’ll all be loving each other and hanging out trying to fool us into thinking they were BFF’s all along! And just wait, in a few months Cheryl and Ashley will be reunited and the glossy magazines will be filled with stories of how she only ever wanted to be with Ashley and didn’t ever want to go to America because she would’ve missed him.
Oh and FYI – if you are ever called a “People’s Princess” you should know by now that you are doomed – Princess Diana, Jade Goody and now Chezza’s career have all met the same ending! But hey ho, all fair in love and showbiz!
POINTLESS CELEBRITY #26 – Cheryl Cole
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