While out walking round what can only be described as a flea market, I was rudely reminded of this desperado, as one of the stalls there had a massive board with her face gurning down on us mere mortals, selling her perfume for £2 a bottle! Christ, I bet the Marc Jacobs perfume house must be shaking to their foundations and worried about their sales!!!
Once again, a quick look at her Wikipedia page, she's described as a "Media Personality" (which means WTF do you do for your money???) and a "Model". Gracing the cover of Nuts and Loaded with everything hanging out does not a model make! I believe the term you are looking for is "SLAPPER". Especially when the story that goes with said cover shot is along the lines of "I done it with a footballer, I'm proper sexy me!" Yeah, as sexy as Rose West in an Anne Summers outfit, darling!!
She's been lurking in the shadows since 2007 when she entered the Big Brother house, saying she was a Victoria Beckham lookalike, started a "show-mance" with Ziggy (who kind of looked like a David Beckham doll that had been left too near a radiator and had melted).
After walking out of the BB House and once the magazine deals had dried up (within a week of her exit) she went down the tried and tested route to keep her "Z lister with no talent" status - by banging footballers. Selling stories on how Generic Footballer #43758 was great in bed and the best she'd ever had.... until Generic Footballer #43759. Seriously, it's almost like the Women's Movement never happened. What ever happened to earning money OFF your own back, not being ON it?!?
She's since had a baby with Generic Footballer #Not Known, and is happy selling stories on how she's coping as a single mum seeing as he didn't even stick around to see her pop out the fruits of his loins.
Since plopping out a sprog, she'd had to lower her standards. No longer can she party with the football elite, she's been resorted to bumping uglies with Jack Tweed - another upstanding person of the community!
No one cared about her in Big Brother and no one cares about her now. She can snap back into shape post baby, the fact is, NO ONE WANTS TO SEE IT ANYMORE - we've seen it all years ago before it sagged, the only thing that's new are the stretch marks round your mouth!
Chanelle.... no matter what you think, you ARE NOT a model. You just have tits and a friend with a camera! If you want your kid to be proud of you, put your clothes back on and get a job in Tesco.
POINTLESS CELEBRITY 28 - Chanelle Hayes
H x
She's been lurking in the shadows since 2007 when she entered the Big Brother house, saying she was a Victoria Beckham lookalike, started a "show-mance" with Ziggy (who kind of looked like a David Beckham doll that had been left too near a radiator and had melted).
After walking out of the BB House and once the magazine deals had dried up (within a week of her exit) she went down the tried and tested route to keep her "Z lister with no talent" status - by banging footballers. Selling stories on how Generic Footballer #43758 was great in bed and the best she'd ever had.... until Generic Footballer #43759. Seriously, it's almost like the Women's Movement never happened. What ever happened to earning money OFF your own back, not being ON it?!?
She's since had a baby with Generic Footballer #Not Known, and is happy selling stories on how she's coping as a single mum seeing as he didn't even stick around to see her pop out the fruits of his loins.
Since plopping out a sprog, she'd had to lower her standards. No longer can she party with the football elite, she's been resorted to bumping uglies with Jack Tweed - another upstanding person of the community!
No one cared about her in Big Brother and no one cares about her now. She can snap back into shape post baby, the fact is, NO ONE WANTS TO SEE IT ANYMORE - we've seen it all years ago before it sagged, the only thing that's new are the stretch marks round your mouth!
Chanelle.... no matter what you think, you ARE NOT a model. You just have tits and a friend with a camera! If you want your kid to be proud of you, put your clothes back on and get a job in Tesco.
POINTLESS CELEBRITY 28 - Chanelle Hayes
H x
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