I’ve never understood the success of N DubZ. Three rapper/singers who look like they’ve just met in the queue at the Post Office, cashing in the pension books of the old biddies they’ve just robbed! Out of the three of them though, the one that gets my blood boiling instantly is Dappy. The twat in a hat that looks like he’ll stab you soon as look at you!!!
While N DubZ climbed the charts, my opinion of Dappy plummeted and plummeted.
Stealing headlines with arrests for assault, making death threats with a gun, acting like a knob on a plane, text message threats to someone who had the guts to tell him he’s a twat, taking meow meow and them being chucked out of Alton Towers for smoking cannabis, just to name a few. But we’re still happy to have him throwing gang signs at us from our TV screens, instead of throwing the book at him.
This is what annoys me about the imperviable shield of “celebrity”. If one of use did just a fraction of what Dappy’s done, we’d be locked up, trading cigarettes for phone cards and trying not to drop the soap in the shower. When celebrities get a caught out, they’re handed a small fine (that doesn’t even come close to their Friday night drug bill) and a slap on the wrists. Shouldn’t we be making an example of these knobheads??? Instead we say “naughty boy, don’t do it again” and send them on their way back to reoffend once again. It’s the Pete Dougherty syndrome. Someone needs to tell them it’s one law for all, just because you’ve had your face on the cover of Smash Hits, doesn’t make you untouchable!
What’s more worrying is that this guy is a dad of two! What type of woman would let his slapped arse of a face anywhere need her once, let alone TWICE? Get some self respect girl and get a real man! When your dad is Dappy, you know you’re going to have one hell of a messed up childhood!
I had the unfortunate job of interviewing N DubZ once – not the girl, thankfully not Dappy, but the other one – I can’t even remember his name, nor care enough to look it up. I knew that N DubZ weren’t exactly members of Mensa after seeing them struggle to string a sentence together in other interviews. But what I wasn’t prepared for, was just how thick they really were, when a simple question of “When are you coming back to Wales” was met with “We love the Welsh fans they’re awesome. We’re coming to Belfast in the next few days, that’s in Wales”. No it isn’t you ‘tard! And that’s coming from the one member who seems to be classed as “the one with the brains in the band”.
It brings a smile to my face knowing that the N DubZ bubble seems to be bursting – their last few singles failed to get into the top 10, they can’t get into America because of various criminal records – there isn’t anywhere else they can really go, apart from stacking shelves at Tesco! What can I say, I guess their “fans” who helped propel them to fame can’t buy CD’s from prison!
I think what pisses me off the most, is the fact that Dappy talks about growing up in “da hood”, how hard his life was in “da hood” and how all his lyrics are real as he wrote them in “da hood”. His dad was in the rather famous band Mungo Jerry – they were hardly struggling to get money to buy food or presents! Not to mention the fact he went to the same all boys school as Joe Cole, Michael Gambon and Peter Sellers and has an A* in GCSE English – Dappy from the block he certainly ain’t!
Dappy – you look like a retard, you act like a retard, but it’s time to grow up! Na na Niiiii!!!!!!
POINTLESS CELEBRITY #8 – Dappy from N DubZ
H x
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