What I hate most about pop culture at the moment is that we give headlines to pretty much anyone, whether they deserve it or not. You can be an IT girl who does nothing but party 24/7, a one-time reality TV star thinking the world revolves around them or a glamour model who thinks she can be the next Cameron Diaz despite no acting training, you’re guaranteed to have your mug bearing down on the rest of us from the latest glossy magazine at the supermarket.
The one person that I would quite happily use my “One Free Kill” on would be Michelle “Bombshell” McGee.
This “colourful” character made headlines around the world in 2010 as the person who wrecked Sandra Bullock’s marriage. The stripper turned model apparently had an 11 month affair with Jesse James after emailing him on MySpace. How very retro of you Bombshell, don’t you know that all the cool kids are using Facebook!!!
What I can’t understand is why everyone devoted headlines and TV airtime to this multicoloured creature, because, in my opinion, she didn’t even deserve an “And finally..." in the news. Is this what we’ve come to? A nation that’s happy to turn sluts into celebrities and parade them in front of our kids as people to look up to? JUST LOOK AT HER - she’s just a bad cartoon strip! But then maybe that’s what Jesse wanted – some light bedtime reading!!!
This woman has made thousands hawking her story to the highest bidder, but it’s not even an interesting one - met Jesse, slept with him, sold my story. From what I read, there was no romance, no walks in the park, just sex a handful of times! When she sold her story what did she thinking would happen – that she and Jesse would live happily ever after in their tattoo/ motorbike palace far, far away?
I’m not saying that Mr James is innocent in this – it takes two to tango after all. But how desperate are you to make a few bucks if the celebrity in your gruesome twosome is a Z lister himself! Have some respect girl – aim higher – at least go for one of the Miami Ink guys!
And why call yourself “Bombshell”? Is it because your face looks like it was near an A bomb when it went off?
This “thing” can still be hired to give public appearances and after dinner speeches (!), she’s working on a clothing and accessory line and don’t forget, she can still be hired for modelling (if you don’t mind the massive tattoo on her forehead.) I’m pretty sure she’s used all of her 15 minutes of fame and should go back to the day job. I mean, she can’t be a PROPER celebrity, she’s not even got her own Wikipedia page!
Michelle, you’ve taken “tramp stamp” to a new level and proven you really CAN’T polish a turd!
POINTLESS CELEBRITY #6 – Michelle “Bombshell” McGee
H x
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