When it was announced that Hugh Hefner had proposed to his latest bimbo girlfriend at Christmas, the whole world shuddered and lost their appetite. The 84 year old (who should really know better) is to marry 24 year old Crystal Harris.
What annoys me is the fact that now she’s got a ring on her finger, she’s hot property. Everyone wants to talk to her, wants her photo and she’s getting treated like an A List celebrity. Just because you let an 84 year old wiener in or around you DOESN’T make you a celebrity – it makes us question your motives. A couple of months ago no one gave a crap about you! There’s a reason that the TV show "The Girls Next Door" stopped after her one and only series – NO ONE WATCHED IT!!! When Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt were the ladies in Hef’s life, their show was watched by millions(and went on for five years). After they all flew the nest, the newbies struggled to get anyone to tune in!
I got sucked into The Girls Next Door. I do have a soft spot for Holly, Kendra and Bridget. I’ve watched every episode and bought the box sets. Hell at one point I wanted to BE a girlfriend just so I could hang out with the trio and become their friends!!! But I just didn’t care about the new class – Crystal and the twins. At least Holly et al were with Hef before the TV show and helped make Playboy cool again. Crystal is part of hangers on who’re just doing it for self exposure. After all, she wasted no time in getting a record deal, setting up a cosmetic range and anything else she can get her name to – including a Crystal Harris store on her website. Who the hell wants a t-shirt from the least liked girlfriend???
She’s part of the 15 minutes of fame brigade and those 15 minutes can’t be used up quick enough. No one should look up to someone who’s happy to get whatever she wants by being on her back. Part of me thinks if Hef is stupid enough to let these gold digging girls in his life, he deserves everything he gets. Let him marry her, but it’ll be over before they even get their wedding snaps framed and then she’ll be entitled to a hefty chunk of his money!! But my money’s on the fact it won’t get to the isle. If it does, I’ll eat my wedding hat!
If it's not Holly walking down the aisle, it shouldn't be happening!!!!
POINTLESS CELEBRITY #12 – Crystal Harris
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