There isn’t much anyone can say about Jack Tweed that puts him in a good light. He is thick as pig’s shit, famed for hogging headlines through bad behaviour and walks around with an air of importance that he hasn’t earned.
He crash landed into our lives in 2005, after hooking up with reality hag Jade Goody in a nightclub and becoming her boyfriend. Nothing says Gold digger quite like a man happy to live off the coat tails of their girlfriend, sponging their way through life and her bank account.
He swaggered into the Celebrity Big Brother House along with Jermaine Jackson and "Face" from the A Team thinking he was one of them. Within days he showed himself up to be the pond life that he really is by getting drawn into, what has to be, the biggest race row in UK TV history by calling Shilpa Shetty a c**t, dick and P**i, all done with a smug grin on his face that made me want to smash my way through the TV just to get to him and batter the crap out of him. He had not right being in the show in the first place - he's a nobody, let alone act like he owned the house! Surely the only people who thought he was awesome were members of the BNP – the rest of us thought HE was the c**t!
When most people become public enemy #1, they do everything in their power to turn their lives around and prove to the rest of us they are nice people really. That is, unless you’re Jack Tweed. He continued to grab headlines for drunken behaviour, debauchery and attacking people. He’s been in and out of prison, electronically tagged and yet still he treats it as a laugh.
When Jade was diagnosed with cancer, and looking for support from her long term boyfriend to help get her through the treatments, he was in prison for attacking a 16 year old boy with a golf club. Shortly after being released he went straight back in for attacking a taxi driver. And after Jade died, he was arrested for rape (although was found not guilty of the charge in court).
He said that Jade’s death would make him grow up. It’s been almost 2 years and he’s still the same douchebag he always was - not working but always partying. You have to ask – what the hell is he doing for money these days? Jade left him nothing, giving all her money to her kids. Jack hasn’t had a job of note for 6 years – how is he paying his bills?????
If ever there was an archetypal bloke you DON’T want your daughter to bring home, Jack Tweed would be that bloke! No prospects, no money, no point to his life!
Jack Tweed. You are a pointless scum bag who has not just a chip, but a whole sack of potatoes on your shoulder. You need to crawl back under the rock you came out of because no one likes you or wants to see your face (unless it's being hit by a bus). You’re about as talented as Jade, but without the sob story.
POINTLESS CELEBRTITY #13 – Jack Tweed
H x
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