Wednesday 12 January 2011

Mentally and Physically Unstable (Pointless Celeb #15)

Let’s be honest, when Paul McCartney paraded Heather Mills to the world as his new girlfriend and future wife, we all thought he was either having a laugh or having a breakdown!  What was he thinking hooking up with a chav from the North East?  She may’ve handed back his surname in the divorce, but she’s not giving up the fame she inherited by marrying a Beatle any time soon, despite having no talent to call her own!
I’ve always hated Heather Mills, even before the wedding ring hit her finger.  She’s nothing but a fame hungry whore, only interested in her own publicity.
She may well harp on about her charity work, how she gives 80% of her wages to charity, how she only ever does stuff for charity, but if you are doing it JUST for the charity, you wouldn’t feel the need to tell everyone every single day of the year.  And what do the charities get out of her attending film premiers, going on TV to talk about "her hell marriage" or waltzing around the dance floor?  Nothing.  If I were a charity, I wouldn't want her anywhere near me! 
Peg Leg Pete really did land on her foot when Macca took an interest in her.  Before that she was just  a wannabe glamour model with a face like a pitbull with a sob story that her leg was amputated after being hit by a policeman on a bike.  Knowing how she’s turn out, I wonder if the cop thinks, “Should’ve reversed over her when I had the chance!”
Even in the days leading up to the wedding there were stories that she’d thrown a strop and threw her ring out of a window after a row with Sir Paul, well, she could hardly leg it!
Heather Mills, to me, deserves all the headlines she gets.  It’s the one thing I DO love about the British press – we know how to take people down!  Remember the GMTV interview when she completely lost it?
I honestly thought (and hoped) she’d be sectioned as a bona fide fruit loop after this.  Press=1, Peg Leg=0
I can’t believe GMTV gave her air time to rant like a woman possessed, compare herself to a couple who lost their kid and a dead princess.  Hell, she even said Diana was KILLED by the press and GMTV did nothing to stop her!
If being in the public eye is too much for you to handle Heather, then move and don’t tell anyone where you’re going.  With 24 million of Paul’s money sitting in your bank account, I’m pretty sure you can afford a nice little semi somewhere no one will give a crap about you. 
IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE IN THE PAPERS STOP SELLING STORIES YOU TROLL!
I can't believe that she honestly thought she could turn the world against a living legend.  Come on, even when stories came out that Paul would hide her leg if she'd pissed him off so she'd have to hop around the house we all laughed and felt not a shred of sympathy for her.  Why?  BECAUSE SHE'S A TROLL!!!!
Heather, hop along now, there's a dear - your 15 minutes are well and truly up.
POINTLESS CELEBRITY # 15 - Heather Mills
H x

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